Funny randoms or random funnies...

I like to put notes in my phone for lots of different reasons and then forget about the nifty little feature! I will want to remind myself of something I need to look up, groceries I need to get, things I need to do, and funny things people say. I like to act like I use the notes feature on the regular, but the problem is I really don't use it all that often and the reminders are quickly forgotten. Then I'll need to remind myself about something or not want to forget a funny quote and I resort back to my notes and it really is just a vicious cycle of attempted reminders.

The fun part is stumbling upon the old notes and reading the quotes/sayings that I found hilarious at one time or another. The problem is I don't really remember who said them or what was taking place. I thought I would share with you...

~ "You look like a sexy candy panda today"

~ "Thanks a lot you tasty muffin snake"

~ "Your big hands grabbed my little puppies and went to town"

~ "It's just like a magic show..except you're using a vagina"

~ "I swear she speaks another English"

~ "I would never put peppermint candy or maple syrup in my va-jj!"

They are so random that it makes me giggle...